The Eloquent Goons, as cath0de refers to them, were the character parts repeatedly filled by these guys: … whose almost interchangeable faces led…

Shtick: The Dispatcher For those of us who still inhabit the world of Jack Webb and R.A. Cinader, Shaaron is the voice that…

Shtick: Dr. Somebody That upright — though short —  bearing. That stern — though weaselly — demeanor. That… name. Yes, nothing says Authority…

Shtick: Schlub. With the demeanor of an exceptionally put-upon hound dog, sometimes gifted with a rough peasant wisdom, he is the Sad Sack,…

Shtick: Mr. Suit, the Really Square Guy. Your friendly neighborhood insurance adjuster.

Shtick: Ill-tempered no-goodnik. And according to his IMDB profile, he made it with both Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood. How cool is that?

Shtick: Reliable Goon. He’s the guy sitting in the truck, chewing his gum, checking the mirrors and sweating it out while the rest…

Shtick: Moll. Troubled Woman. And, um… Orion Slave Girl:

Shtick: Sleazeball. Skeletally thin and blessed with the worst complexion in television, his appearance onscreen instantly triggers that little neon sign that flickers…

Shtick: Faux Asian How do you explain this guy? His birth name was Kenneth Dickerson. And while his looks landed him permanent employment…